Ask questions! Cheesus answers!

Question #1 BY GRIMGRIZ!:  Where do we ask you questions?  Is there a special area of the website for cheesus wisdomography?

CHEESUS WILL NOW ANSWER THIS QUESTION!  CHEESUS WILL MAKE A NEW THREAD ENTITLED "ASK THE CHEESUS, RECIEVE THE ANSWER"  ASK THE CHEESUS THERE.

QUESTION #2 BY GRIMGRIZ!: Are you going to write and record a team cheesus themesong?

CHEESUS WILL NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!  CHEESUS IS BUSY WRITING SONGS FOR SCHOOL, BUT HE MAY BE ABLE TO WRITE A TUNE AND RECORD ONE FOR TEAM CHEESUS IN THE NEAR FUTURE ONCE HE IS DONE.  IT'LL BE GOOOOOOD.  TRUST ME.

QUESTION #3 BY POPE THE MOST:  If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would it be and why?

CHEESUS WILL NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!  A WALRUS.

QUESTION #4 BY MISTER BRAD: If I was a real girl, would you love me then?  ;<

CHEESUS WILL NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!  SILLY BRAD, WHY MUST YOU ASK SUCH A SILLY QUESTION.  YOU SILLY MAN.  I'D LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE NOT A GIRL.  JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE.  GOD DAMN IT, I AM NOT GAY!