With the spy update out recently, I am reminded of a most fantastic experience I recently had. Allow me to share.
About a month ago I was blessed to be in the divine presence of the great Unite S Jening. Though his powers for glory and healing are much less divine than those of CHEESUS', they are divine nonetheless.
However, he more than made up for this shotcoming with an epic performance of several of his songs. Fortunately, I had my camera screen capture program with me.
Come hither, children, and observe.
By the way, right after his epic performance, Jening backstabbed 1000 snipers in succession, one after another, all without touching the ground. It was the most magnificent display of strength, finesse and acrobatics that I will ever see. As I watched, I just stood there, stunned and overwhelmed by Jening's majesty. Each backstab was more magnificent than the last, and pretty soon I couldn't help myself from crying in the face of Jening's grace and beauty. However, unfortunately, I didn't record it.
But it's true. A disciple wouldn't lie.
Both of these videos are available in YouTube's bullshit non-standard video format which they arrogantly identify as "HD". Please be sure to watch it that way; otherwise, it's harder to see the heavenly glow eveloping Jening's finely crafted body.
