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« on: April 06, 2009, 07:29:40 pm »

I STUMBLED UPON A WEBSITE TODAY.  IT CONNECTS YOU TO COMPLETE STRANGERS.  IT IS CALLED OMEGLE, CHECK IT OUT.  YOU CAN POST YOUR ADVENTURES HERE!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO!
Stranger: are you a guy
You: ummm
You: yes
You: let me check
Stranger: really
You: yup!
Stranger: lol
You: I AM
Stranger: i am a very horny female
You: technically anyways
Stranger: wanna help me get off?
Stranger: please
You: that is some tickling information
Stranger: what
Stranger: i just want you to help me get off
You: sure I'll give you a hand
Stranger: my pussy lips are quivering
Stranger: im so horny
Stranger: my nipples are so hard
You: MINE TO
Stranger: you horny also
You: of course
Stranger: tell me about your dick
Stranger: my pussy is nice and tight
Stranger: nice and waxed
Stranger: i have bigish tits
You: it is 9 inches of majestic fury
Stranger: i have blond hair
Stranger: what color are your pubs
Stranger: im rubbing my clit
Stranger: oh feels good.
You: they are black
You: with rainbow stripes
Stranger: how tall are you
You: kind of like sport stripes to make you go faster in your car
You: for the quick ramming
Stranger: ram me
Stranger: fam my tight pussy
You: you asked for it!
You: I'LL RAM YOU LIKE A RAGING BULL
Stranger: oh yes i did baby
Stranger: RAM ME
Stranger: ohh fuck me
Stranger: please
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: i need to cum
You: I AM LIKE THE RAM ON THE MOUNTAIN
Stranger: im so horny
You: HERE I GO
You: BAAAAAAAA
You: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: I'M LIKE A BILLY GOAT BITCH
Stranger: tell me about you dick
You: HERE COMES THE 9 INCHES OF FURY
You: COMING UP TO BAT
Stranger: are you getting hard
You: hard enough to knock you out with it
Stranger: are you masturbating
Stranger: huh
Stranger: are you
You: I am
Stranger: my twat is creaming a little
Stranger: i am using three fingers
Stranger: ohgod
Stranger: feels so good
You: PRECUM ALL OVER THE PLACE
Stranger: tell me when you cum
Stranger: i want to know
You: I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE
Stranger: i want to straddle your face and make your lick my pussy raw
You: I'M GOING TO CREAM AND PUT IT IN MY COFFEE
You: I'M LIKE A MAD MONGOOSE
Stranger: cum baby
You: TEARING UP YOUR PUSSY
Stranger: cum
You: I'M BITING IT NOW
You: CLAWING IT UP
You: OH GOD
You: ITS EVERYWHERE
Stranger: did you cum
You: OH GOD
You: ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN
Stranger: yes baby yes
You: IT SMELLS LIKE TUNA FISH
Stranger: i can almost taste it
You: TASTE IT
You: TASTE IT
You: EAT IT
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: EAT IT
You: YOU NEED IT
Stranger: let me suck your cock
You: IT IS WHAT YOUR BODY CRAVES
Stranger: let me drill it in my pussy
You: BUT I CAN'T
Stranger: and shove it in my ass
You: I'M ALL LIMP NOW
You: OH NO
You: THE 9 INCHES OF FURY
You: WHAT HAPPENED TO IT!
Stranger: imabouttocream
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: feelsso good
You: TAKE IT
You: TAKE IT
You: LIKE A MAN
You: err
You: WOMAN
Stranger: thank you kind sir for helpingemcream
You: IT IS WHAT I DO
Stranger: ohits all overmy bed
Stranger: oh i want you to fuckme
Stranger: right now
Stranger: as hard as you can
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: oh god yes
Stranger: fuckaway
You: IT IS DIFFICULT ON THE INTERNETS
Stranger: tell me what you would do
You: I WOULD DRESS UP IN A CLOWN SUIT
You: AND STICK MY RED RUBBER NOSE UP YOUR BUM
You: THEN I'LL GET YOU TO POOP BUT YOU CAN'T
You: UH OH
Stranger: is that suppose to turnme oh.what really turns me on is
Stranger: the tough of you
Stranger: shitting in my mouth
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: shit inmy mouth
Stranger: do it
Stranger: just
Stranger: shit
Stranger: yes
Stranger: mm
Stranger: i can taste it
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: shit
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: so good
Stranger: i creamed again
You: I'M POOPING IN YOUR MOUTH
You: POOP POOP POOP
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: i feel good
Stranger: your a girl btw i know you are
You: I SEE CORN IN THERE
Your conversational partner has disconnected

THAT IS AN ADVENTURE TO BE SURE.  APPARENTLY I AM A WOMAN.
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 08:12:21 pm »

me:  Hello!
OmegleBot:  hi
OmegleBot:  how r u?
me: I'm good
me: I'm doing a report for my class:  Do you fear minorities?  And Why?
please answer the question
OmegleBot:  what do u mean by minorities?
me:  niggers, heebs, and women, and the messicans.
OmegleBot:  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 08:28:53 pm »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO!
Stranger: HELLO MY FRIEND
You: GREETINGS!
You: ARE WE KINDRED SPIRITS?
Stranger: YES
You: MEANT TO HAVE ADVENTURES TOGETHER THROUGH THE ROLLING HILLS?
You: LAUGHING AND TELLING STORIES OF OLD?
Stranger: WE SMOKE WEED
You: WHILE BASKING IN THE SWEET EMBRACE OF AGED WINE AND GOOD CHEESE?
You: RUNNING INTO THE SUNSET!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I LIKE
Stranger: FUCK
You: LET'S LIVE OUR DREAMS FRIEND!
You: NEVER LOOK BACK
You: GO THE DISTANCE!
Stranger: YOU ARE MORE CRAZY THAN ME MAAAAAAAAN
You: I AM NOT CRAZY
You: I AM INSPIRED!
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: YOU ARE THE FUCKING MASTER
You: THANKS MAN
You: I SEE LIFE, AND I GRASP IT
You: SUCKING ON THE SWEET TIT THAT IS JOYFULNESS AND SORROW
You: TAKING IN ALL LIFES EXPERIENCE THEN PLACING THEM ON A RAINBOW LIKE DISPLAY
You: FOR OTHERS TO SEE
Stranger: yeah
You: DO YOU SEE LIFE THE WAY I DO?
Stranger: OF COURSE MAN
You: THIS IS GOOD NEWS!
You: WE ARE INDEED KINDRED SPIRITS
You: TOGETHER WE CAN GO ONTO THE ENCHANTED KAYAK TO THE PROMISED LAND
Stranger: WOW
You: WHERE ONLY THE ENLIGHTENED CAN ENTER AND SEE
Stranger: CAN I SAY A TRUE?
You: A TRUE?
Stranger: yes
You: YOU MAY SAY AS MUCH TRUTH AS YOU LIKE
You: IN THE PROMISED LAND
Stranger: TRUE - FALSE
Stranger: I SAY A TRUE IN 3SECONDS
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: FOR TRUTHS AND MYTHS BECOME ONE, METAMORPHOSISING
Stranger: I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU
Stranger: MY ENGLISH IS BAD
You: OH NO
You: GO GET A TRANSLATOR
You: QUICKLY
You: THIS MESSAGE NEEDS TO GET ACCROSS
Stranger: hahahaha
You: CHEESUS LOVES YOU!
Stranger: who is cheesus?
You: I AM
You: THE SON OF COLTRANE
You: THE BRINGER OF TRUTHS AND JOYS
You: COME EXPERIENCE THE ECSTASY THAT IS MY EMBRACE
Stranger: u are crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: DANCE AMONGST THE MORNING DEW, EXPERIENCING EACH TRUTH AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST
You: THIS WILL GET YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND
You: WILL YOU TAKE MY HAND?
Stranger: yes
You: LET ME BE YOUR GUIDE
You: ASK ME A QUESTION
You: YOU WILL BE ANSWERED PROMPTLY
Stranger: OOK..UMM
You: I WILL SOOTHE YOUR MIND, NUMBING IT WITH AN ORGY OF TRUTH
Stranger: I LOVE LAURA?
You: TRUTH
You: LOVE IS EVERYWHERE
You: HATE IS LOVE
You: LOVE IS LOVE
You: LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED
Stranger: but i have a girlfriend!
Stranger: and laura love me
You: AND IS LAURA THE ONE YOU WANT?
You: IS LAURA THE ONE YOU NEED?
You: ANSWER PROMPTLY STRANGER
Stranger: yes
Stranger: IS ALL I NEED
You: THEN GO LIVE THE DREAM
You: STRIP YOURSELF OF ALL THAT IS SUPERFICIAL
You: THINGS THAT BOUND YOU TO THE LIFE YOU USED TO LIVE
You: STRIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND RUN DOWN THE STREET
You: EMBRACE THE COOL AIR ON YOUR SUPPLE SKIN, RUN TO THE DISTANCE
You: SWEEP LAURA OFF HER FEET AND RUN TO THE ENCHANTED FOREST
Stranger: weel
Stranger: LAURA (LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: AND MY GIRLFRIEND WHATS UP?
Stranger: SPLIT UP?
Stranger: SHE WANNA CRY
You: TAKE HER WITH YOU
You: IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY
You: BUT SHE IS PART OF YOUR OLD LIFE
You: YOU NOW HAVE A NEW LIFE
You: A NEW PERSPECTIVE
Stranger: i cant do this
You: RID YOURSELF OF PREVIOUS MEMORIES
You: THAT IS THE ADVICE I WILL GIVE YOU
Stranger: LAURA HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
Stranger:    .      .    .      L    α      ù        ('.')       hay gente que tiene el don de marcarte a fuego ...         dice:
jaja preguntale mas cosas
You: IS SHE PRESENT?
Stranger: BY MSN
You: CHEESUS CANNOT READ THAT STRANGE TEXT
Stranger: IM TELLING WHAT U SAY HAHA
You: AND HER RESPONSE?
Stranger: she say if she and me have future
You: IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT
You: AND IF IT IS WHAT SHE WANTS
You: THEN THROW AWAY YOUR CLOTHES AND RUN
You: NEVER LOOK BACK
Stranger: :P
Stranger: SO
You: CHEESUS IS NOW GOING TO EMBARK ON A JOURNEY
Stranger: IM WANT TO TELL TO HER IF SHE LOVE ME?
You: ONTO HIS MAGIC CARPET INTO THE PROMISED LAND OF FALIC DREAMS
You: ASK FRIEND
You: LEAVE NO REGRETS
You: THAT IS THE ADVICE I LEAVE YOU WITH
You: FAREWELL!
You: CHEESUS LOVES YOU
You have disconnected.

SOMEONE PUT THESE EXCERPTS INTO A BIBLE PLEASE.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 08:43:13 pm »

...
SUCKING ON THE SWEET TIT THAT IS JOYFULNESS AND SORROW
...

Please, I wish to suck at the tit!!!!  I WANT TO LIVE!!!
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 09:19:18 pm »

Stranger: so, do you have a goober or a coo-coo?
You: HULLO
You: I have both
Stranger: nice.
You: how about you
Stranger: coo-coo.
You: which is which
You: I'll guess you're talking about penises and vaginas
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: vagina is coo-coo.
You: ah
You: You're lying
Stranger: no i'm not.
You: there are no girls on the internet
Stranger: that is a false statement.
You: well
You: you do use periods
You: so you must be a girl
You: guys don't have periods, obviously
Stranger: haha.
You: how old are you?
You: i dont want the FBI to come over
You: they eat all my food and leave my house in a mess
You: then my mom gets mad because they lose the remote
You: what're you doing?
You: I'm blasting my crazy techno music and sitting here
Stranger: i love techno music.
You: what genres?
Stranger: isn't techno a drama?
Stranger: i mean genre.
You: yeah, but when i say techno i mean subgenre's too
You: I like happy hardcore and hardstyle
Stranger: haha. i don't know what those subcatergories mean,
You: well, all electronic music is usually called tehhno
You: techno*
You: So techno, happy hardcore, and hardstyle are all genres of electronic music
Stranger: ohh ok.
Stranger: so what is happy hardcore?
You: do you know DJ s3rl?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz1Z8Plcfyg
You: That's a good song
You: it's fast and happy, obviously
You: lol
Stranger: never heard of it.
You: lol, not a lot of people do
You: do you rave?
Stranger: uhm nope.
You: it's fun
Stranger: cool.
You: Why am I doing most of the talking?
You: lol
Stranger: hmm..i dunno. haha. i am kinda tired?
Stranger: .
You: lol
You: well, what do you do for fun
Stranger: i enjoy listenting to music and reading.
You: what's your favorite book?
You: I like prey by michael crichton
Stranger: i love the outsiders by s.e. hinton.
You: I've read that :P
Stranger: and i am a huge harry potter and twilight fan. cliche, huh?
You: what other music do you like?
You: haha yeah
You: I havent read twilight
You: but i've seen the movie
Stranger: what about harry potter?
You: I still love harry potter
You: haha
Stranger: oh good!
You: I read the books when i was younger and want to see the movie
You: s
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: you?
Stranger: 17.
You: ah
You: not bad for a random chat
Stranger: you made it seem like you were older. ha,
You: haha
Stranger: yeah, really.
You: well, people say i look 18
You: i dont thin k so though -_-
Stranger: haha. i get mistaken for being older too.
You: I was worried i'd be hooked up with some 40 year old guy wanting to cyber -_-
You: this is the first time i've used this site
Stranger: hahaha.
You: some of my friends showed me some funny chats, so i thought i'd try it out
You: you live in USA?
Stranger: i was on it last night with my sister and her best friend and we would try and see how inapporpriate we could get before someone would disconnect.
Stranger: yeah, you?
You: me too
You: CA
You: Lol, nice
Stranger: cool. GA.
You: oh wow
You: that's a bit far, haha
You: are there raves in GA?
You: lol
Stranger: i don't think so. hah.
You: lol
Stranger: so, who is your favorite harry potter character?
You: http://www.ravelinks.com/forums/georgia-raves-and-nightlife-forum/
You: apparently, yes
You: hmm... lemme think
You: i want to say ron, but i dont since he's a main char
You: I kinda like neville
You: haha
Stranger: oh my goodness neville is my favorite!
You: haha
You: i always laugh at the guy who plays him in the movie
You: i think he does a good job
You: lol
Stranger: me and my friend used to make harry potter comic books when we would get bored in physics class.
Stranger: yeah, he plays the part really well.
You: haha
You: my physics teacher really doesnt care
You: i mean, he's a great teacher and everything
You: but i will pull out my ipod and listen to it and he doesnt mind
Stranger: ha that is cool.
You: he bought like 4 gamecubes just so kids could play super smash brothers in his room at lunch
You: lol
Stranger: haha that would be fun.
Stranger: so do you like snape?
You: but those are the kids that are greasy and dont shower
You: lol snape kicks ass
You: lol
You: they got such good actors for most characters
You: i think the kid who plays malfoy is a douche though
You: lol
You: well, to be fair, he's supposed to be a douche
Stranger: yeah i hate him.
You: I like how all 7 books go over a period of 7 years and it takes like, 15 to make all the movies
You: I want to see the 6th really bad
Stranger: uhm 8 movies.
Stranger: me too!
You: WOOT
You: it coems out on my birthday
You: comes*
You: awesome, haha
Stranger: july 19?
You: 17th
Stranger: oh eah. i forgot they changed it.
You: lol
You: other than reading, what do you do?
You: dance? soccer? sports?
You: I jog and dance. well, not the gay dancing, i dance at raves
You: haha
Stranger: HAHAHA.
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
You: :(
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 10:43:30 pm »

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pedo bear
You: what's that? like a bear that's a phedophile?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: yeah
You: interesting, do you know any?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2009, 01:21:11 am »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GREETINGS!
Stranger: whatcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild on you?
You: OH SHIT
You: IS HE?
Stranger: he sure is
You: GET A BABY PUT IT IN A BAG LIGHT IT ON FIRE AND START CHUCKIN IT
Stranger: whatcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild on you?
You: THEN RUN LIKE WILD THE OTHER DIRECTION
You: SCREAMING, I'M A MONGOOSE, I'M A MONGOOSE, LOOK GUYS, I'M A MONGOOSE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SOME CONCHORD LOVE HERE IN THE NEXT ONE

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GREETINGS!
Stranger: hello
You: DO YOU LIKE TO ROCK THE PARTY?
Stranger: yep
You: I LIKE TO ROCK THE PARTY!
Stranger: cool
You: INNER CITY LIFE?
Stranger: I LIKE TO SHITTING THE PARTY TOO!
You: INNER CITY PRESSURE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2009, 01:51:54 am »

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: whats cooking
You: not much
You: you a girl?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you
You: willing to pretend?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: fuck no
Stranger: see u around mate
Stranger: cheers
You have disconnected.
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2009, 09:18:50 pm »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GREETINGS
Stranger: hello there
You: IM NAKED ARE YOU?
Stranger: always, and my pussy is so wet
You: HOT DOGS ARE DELICIOUS
Stranger: i love sticking them up my snatch
Stranger: and having you eat them out of it
You: cooked or raw?
Stranger: beatin raw
You: those taste weird
You: but I guess you can cook them in your snatch
Stranger: i want a fat brat just tearing me apart
Stranger: or a nice cheederwurst
You: do you mind if I put mustard and saurerkraut on that?
Stranger: i would expect you to
You: you are very nice
Stranger: thanks baby
You: do you like goats? they make good cheese
Stranger: i love a good feta
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