Some people out there don't want you to know just how important Cheesus has been to this country, and the world as a whole. They take him out of photo's and remove him from textbooks, and this kind of revisionist history is dangerous. I'm here to restore him to his proper role.
He played a pivotal role in our country's fight for independance, mentoring General Washington in the fight to found our country.
Here he is saving our 16th president from an assasination plot.
He played an important role in WW2 in the pacific theater, here he is raising the flag on the island of Iwo Jima.
During this time he was also lending his celebrity image to raise funds for the war.
Here is he standing up to the communist menace in Tiananmen Square.
Cheesus was also the first man to fly to the moon. Cheesus went on a solo mission on the lesser known Apollo 10.5 missionbefore Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went there in Apollo 11. He was able to take this picture of himself by using the built in timer function (cutting edge for its time).
The Midway team also featured him as a character in Mortal Kombat, but was later removed due to the fact that every move was a fatality.
I'm still researching Cheesus' role in history, was there anything I missed? Also, feel free to post any images you stumble upon while researching.
THE TRUTH WILL BE KNOWN!
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